Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Drama Mama

For some weeks now, my sister and I have complained about a strange sour smell in our mother’s car. Today my mother phoned me at work sounding very distraught:

- Oy sweetie… I found out what the smell came from…
- Did you? What was it?
- Oy sweetie… it was something DEAD!
- Really! What?! A mouse?!
- No! But it was terrible! Absolutely terrible!
- Yes I suppose it was, But what was it? A rat?
- No not a rat!
- What then? A frog?
- Nooo! It was a…PEAR!!! And it was all brown and disgusting and soft and I had to touch it. Oy! It was TERRIBLE sweetie!

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